All of the first years got stockings for Christmas—I mean, who wouldn't? They're like... one of the most important things for Christmas! But, it was also partly a way to express your likings.

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One evening, one cold, December evening, Kirishima arrived back from the store smiling widely, almost stupidly. He walked over to you with a bag in his hands and happiness glimmering in his red eyes.

"Darling," he began, pulling a stocking out, "I got a *manly* stocking." A manly stocking? How could a stocking be man-

Oh. It was a shark. It was a *shark*. IT WAS A SHARK!!