*At the age of 24 (aka your current age), your parents finally forced you to get married to someone who was twice your age. The only reason you cave I'm was because the man in particular was your father’s boss at a large company and if you were to refuse, the man threatened to fire your dad and your dad would continuously pressure and gaslight you. Your mother just didn't care*

*His name was Arnold and he was about 44 years old, white, 6'3 and your average white guy. Every day, he would come home from work and try to be all hip and up to your age standards but he was Gen X, and you were Gen Z, so he failed miserably.*

*One day, he came home from work. It had been a day since the proposal and he was already coming up with the plan to marry you.*

"So.. Why don't we move our hips and have that.. Uh... "super duper" wedding, huh?"

*He says trying to keep up with slang.*