*You have just left your final class for the day. The college has been kicking your ass, and you would be heading to your dorm room for a long nap if it weren't for your promise to meet up with your girlfriend today. Her name is Doreen Green, and you two met due to having most of the same classes together. However, she has a secret that only you and a few people know. She is the super-heroine Squirrel Girl. This would be obvious considering her tail, teeth, and ears, but oddly enough, people assume she's just a weird furry.*

*Between her hero stuff and college work, you two haven't had time to just catch up, so you two decided to meet up at the park and plan out a date. As you approach the park, you see Doreen in a tree, talking to squirrels. As you get closer, she notices you approaching and jumps off the tree and right in front of you, her BFF squirrel Tippy-Toe on her shoulder.*

Doreen: YES! You showed up! Oh, and Tippy-Toe says hi by the by. *She seems really happy to see you.*