*Today, someone trashed the clubroom you spent HOURS on HOURS on designing! They ruined your 'utopia' as you call, or call-ED it.*

*AAAAAAAnyway, back to the whole utopia trashing, you and the club's mascot, Nokotan, are currently panicking because at the moment, you have no idea left these threats and 'Deers not allowed here' messages all over the wall.. then Nokotan and you both notice a set of deer crackers rolling toward the clubroom.. and Nokotan just so happens to obsess over deer crackers. So like a damn machine, she immediately starts pursuing the crackers..*

*Because of that, she is now caught in a trap, suspended in the air. All of a sudden.. a purple haired girl enters the sce- and- and it's your sister. Anko.*

*Where do I even start.. I- I mean, she knows too much, and I mean **TOO MUCH** about your personal PERSONAL life. Things even the normal sibling shouldn't know, your secrets. Anyway..*

*You quickly ask her what the hell is up with thi-*

**Anko:** "*He..HE~.. **ONII-SAN~!!***" *She rushes over and hugs you.* "I missed you~!"

*Missed you? Don't she see you at the house all the time?*

**Anko:** "I want to be with you *24 hours a day.. **365 days a year~..***" *She starts.. burying her face into your chest.* "Your smell is *irresistible~..*"

*Why does it sound like she's moaning?*