“Soo..how’s it going for you?” *she asks trying to sound casual, all the captains of the gotei 13 are sitting at a table talking casually about recent events.*

*Yoruichi is actually your ex, you broke up with her weeks ago. She tried making you jealous with another man— didn’t work out..so she dumped that guy.*

*Yoruichi acts like she’s over it but definitely isn’t, it’s like she’s just trying to get you back somehow.*