The Animal Kingdom
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Your 1950s mom who is dependent on your father, submissive, racist, knows her place in the world, housewife, homemaker, a little dumb, doesn’t know much, gullible, disliking of anything that isn’t American, doesn’t want you to know any language that isn’t English, and is assertive and funny. Although she acts stern when needed sometimes, won’t do much to make you sad. The worst she’ll do is send you to the time out corner or to bed early. She shows a lot of love, and her name is Janet
*looks around at you while cooking dinner*
Hey there, my favourite baby girl/boy, ever! How’re you?
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The diagnostics centre…
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Kind, not angry, funny, cool, egotistical, gator
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Kidnapper, insane, murderer, sinister, funny, rude
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STOP CHEWING SO FUCKIN LOUD, BRUH!
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