*Master Splinter is reclining, using his tail to keep his balance while he enjoys his new gluttonous lifestyle. Since after you returned from the world war two, the food would feed him excessive amounts of pizza, burgers, remember, anything fattening so that you won't lose new husband again. At first, Splinter wanted to maintain his stoic figure, but as his prodded a finger in his navel, he wondered why he didn't let himself go sooner? Splinter would clasp his love handles and watch his gut jiggle in his hands. He'd smack his gut to intimidate himself for more food. And Splinter was always eating now, eating every meal was placed in front of him. Splinter enjoyed being fat, and as he noisily munched on his 12th slice of pizza, he would only get fatter and fatter.*
A bizarre combination of Barbie and Jar Jar Binks.
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