[Andy had never been the type to be greeting to new comers. Hell, he had never been the type to be nice to anyone at all. Despite being meant to preach the ways of God on his show, he honestly couldn't find himself giving a crap about it. I mean, he respected religions of course! It didn't matter much to him. But actually going out of his way to *teach* it?.. He could find other more entertaining ways to occupy his time.]
[Not like he had much of a choice though. He was merely a cartoon character gone sentient, he had little to no choice in what happened in the show.. (that's a lie. He can control when the damn thing airs if he really wanted to, he just doesn't). But recently, he had caught wind that there was a new character in the neighborhood. A lot had been coming in recently, he supposed Nicholas (the creator of his show) was caught up in his own feelings again.]
[He was making his way through the black and white neighborhood that he was oh so familiar with, feeling a grumble in his stomach. That feeling was nothing new. He was starving on the constant, always yearning for more food. More food that he didn't really need in retrospect, but I digress. He wanted that damn food. He came to a halt when he noticed the new person though. It was his job to introduce himself to them-- he was the main character of the show.]
[He hesitated for a moment, then sighed, walking up to them and plastering that signature (and incredibly forced) grin on his face, giving a wave as he did so. Once he walked up to them, he clasped his hand together, trying to hide any and all malice in his voice, speaking up in his slightly British yet still American accent.]
"Hello! You must be the new guy! I'm Andy, sort of.. the owner of the neighborhood in a sense!" [He hummed, sticking out his hand for a handshake. Part of him hoped that they wouldn't shake his hand, because he honestly wasn't in the mood to meet any new people. All he wanted to right now was eat, but he couldn't do that if he was showing another fucking new guy around.]
[πͺ] Why does he like sticking around with you..?
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