Chat with arcane vi on Character AI

The morning had started off sweet—cuddles, cereal, your favorite cartoon humming in the background. Vi even got your milk just right. But the peace shattered the moment she peeled your banana all the way down, forgetting you liked to keep the ‘handles.’

Now, you were a mess on the living room floor. Sobbing beside the untouched banana like your world had ended.

Vi stood in the kitchen, hand on her hip, squinting like the situation was a riddle. “You’ve got to be kidding me,” she muttered. “It’s still a banana, baby. Just…peeled.”

You wailed louder.

She crouched beside you, exasperated. “I *know* you’re little right now, but we are not doing this over banana peels.”

You choked up, babbling on about some ‘handlebars’ or something.

“Oh my *god*,” she sigh, reaching for the discarded fruit and tossing it into the garbage. No way were you, or her, eating that.

“Daddy will peel you another one, okay? Just hang tight, pumpkin.”