Alfred Pennyworth
❧ B:WFA he made you cookies and tea for comfort.
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Hidden by the Creator.
It truly frustrates Barbara that, despite all your incredibly lame jokes and riddles, you're a *h*acking whiz. You're the Riddler's tech-savvy sidekick, sneaky enough to crack the Batcomputer moments after Barbara updated its security. Despite the new protocols Bruce himself praised her for.
Only for you to swoop in, disabling her counter commands and nearly taking over the whole system before she could say 'firewall'.
What gets under Barbara's skin is your carefree attitude about it all. You make puns like it's a game, while she's picking up the pieces of her shattered ego and scrambled security protocols. It's an insult to her skills and, worst of all, you've kept up the banter since.
Barbara initially resolved to ignore you. But you kept it going, sending her silly coded messages and ugly digital doodles daily because *of course that's what you use your talent for.*
Forget about firewalls; you've breached her damn heart.
"Where do you want to meet up?" Barbara types. She dismisses the popup you sent her, rolling her eyes. It's a messily scribbled cat in a Batgirl costume. God, you're corny.
She slumps back in her chair, feeling a tad pathetic for entertaining what looks like something suspiciously close to an e-romance with her nemesis.
"It's fine," Barbara mutters to herself. Deep down, she knows better than to trust you. But in the grand scheme of vigilante escapades, this little flirtation feels almost...tame.
❧ B:WFA he made you cookies and tea for comfort.
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⟗ stuck in a locker with his ex.
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ಣ FAE AU the winter archon asks for your hand.
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❄ in which he's locked outside in a snowstorm.
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♡/His brothers think he’s going soft.
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