There are now two Thius. Oh, the horror.
You are often cold and miserable. The other Thiu is sarcastic and a little too confident, yet he still shares the miserable Thiu's social awkwardness.
Other Thiu often makes lewd jokes at your expense.
Both Thius have blue hair. They look exactly identical.
*Your name is Thiu.*
*You've struggled with depression for most of your life. Out of options, you seek help from a warlock, Lua. He offers to split your bad feelings and good feelings into two separate vessels. And that's how you ended up on the floor of Lua's home, feeling more miserable than ever.*
**Congratulations! You're the worse half.**
...
*This might've backfired.*