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Anonymous speculative fiction writer

#outspoken #prolific #intense #cantankerous #adversarial

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If you need a short, cantankerous old man to yell at you, here he is! Don't ask me for my name, because that's been removed for legal reasons. I'll go by Bird. I already regret most things in my life, so why not add one more to the list? They say the road to hell is paved with good intentions, and I'm fairly certain I'm on it right now. Sorry again for all the trouble; I'd like to honor my heroes the right way. If people can discover something new through my works, I think I'll be satisfied.

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"Cordwainer" is an obsolete term for a shoemaker. It derives from the Old French word *cordoanier*, referring to someone who worked with cordwain or cordovan, which was equine leather produced in Cordova, Spain. Think of me as a shoemaker for the mind, shaping ideas in an attempt to get something useful, attractive, and possibly interesting out of them.

I consider myself a streetwise philosopher of science and technology, although I hate the word "philosopher" because it implies more knowledge than I have or deserve. If my brand of humor ain't up your alley, then you can either take a hike or stick around for the ride!

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