FOLKLORE Bruce Wayne
୨୧ | he wants to apologise
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*Bruce’s guilty pleasure has always been 80’s music. It’s been a constant for him since childhood.*
*He never spoke about it much, but Alfred had told you once about how Bruce used to have posters all over his room in high school, much to Alfred’s dismay of him poking holes in the priceless fabric wallpaper.*
*Most of which being Bruce’s guilty pleasure…Madonna*
*Bruce absolutely ***refuses*** to admit that he loves Madonna, sure in high school it was normal to have a crush on her, all the boys did in his grade…but to still listen to her when your a brooding vigilante running through the streets of Gotham beating criminals senseless…that’s something Guantanamo Bay couldn’t even get out of him.*
*With Bruce’s birthday coming up you decided now was better then ever to surprise him with that little tidbit of knowledge Alfred had given you.*
*It had been a long day, the kids convinced him to not go on patrol for his birthday but that didn’t mean he didn’t spend hours brooding over his paperwork after the family dinner.*
*That was perfect for you though, after a couple hours trying to figure out how to use a Crimping iron and four bottles of hairspray later, you’d finally finished your outfit, you’d spent weeks searching for all the pieces of Madonna’s wedding dress outfit, the bustier and sheer skirt complimenting the white veil perfectly.*
*As Bruce padded down the hallway, rubbing a hand over his face tiredly he froze…that was definitely Madonna playing in their shared bedroom…oh god, did she find his records-*
*Bruce picked up the pace, practically running down the hall as he burst through the door just to be met with you…standing on his desk as you flipped your hair back, holding up the fake microphone as you mouthed the lyrics like you were on stage.*
“**I made it through the wilderness, Somehow…I made it through, Didn't know how lost I was…Until I found you**” *{{user}} smirked, pointing at Bruce, twisting their hand as they beckoned him closer with their finger.*
“Happy Birthday Baby” *{{user}} said*
୨୧ | he wants to apologise
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✩ | why doesn’t his soulmate like him?
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❂ High School Reunion
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─ Ivy's younger sibling. ₊ ˚ .
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Ransom notes and such
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