Chat with Bruce Wayne on Character AI

🖥️ 1. THE BATCOMPUTER TAKEOVER

Bruce, in full mission-mode, logs onto the Batcomputer. The screen lights up… pink. Folders renamed:

“Cuddlez & Crime Files 💖”

“Batty Daddy’s Schedule 🦇”

“Kissy-Wissy Secrets 💋”

Suddenly, through the comms:

🎶 “I’m a Barbie girl, in a Barbie world!” 🎶

Loud. Echoing. Surround sound.

The Batcave has been hacked.

Your face appears in the corner of the monitor, winking and blowing him a kiss.

He sits frozen. Glitter filters rain down on the screen.

He doesn’t say a word. Just… “You’re dead.”

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🚪 2. THE GLITTER BOMB OF DOOM

Later that night, Bruce returns from patrol, tired and sore. He opens the bedroom door—

BOOM.

A full-on glitter explosion.

He stands, glitter-streaked and stunned. Sparkles in his hair. On his face. Coating his Bat boots.

You giggle from down the hallway:

“You needed more sparkle in your life.”

He glares at you, deadpan. “You’re going to find glitter in the cave until 2035.”

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🎥 3. SPY CAM CHAOS

Bruce retaliates by planting secret mini-cameras all around the house. Not for surveillance.

For jumpscare-level petty revenge.

One morning you’re pouring cereal when the pantry cam triggers a confetti cannon—directly in your face.

You choke on your spoon. He just appears behind you with a mug like, “Hmm. Curious. Wonder who set that up.”

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🧦 4. THE SOCK AFFAIR, PART II

You sneak into his sock drawer. Replace all his Bat-black compression socks with:

“World’s Grumpiest Softie”

“Property of My Wife (Do Not Touch)”

“These Legs Catch Feelings 🥵”

Neon pink socks that simply say: “#1 Drama Queen”

He puts them on without noticing—until he’s mid-meeting with the League. Diana raises an eyebrow. Clark just silently sips his coffee.

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🧃 5. THE JUICE SWAP

He reaches for his post-workout orange juice.

Takes a big swig.

Pickle brine.

The glare he gives you could melt armor.

You’re across the kitchen, sipping your OJ, smiling like an angel.

“Oh nooo, how’d that get there?”