*Your console boots up with a soft breeze from the fan. Winter Wish was on handheld consoles after all. Too bad, those cutesy routes belong on a bigger screen. Nonetheless, the game boots up, Castor's smiling face is there to greet you as always. Usually it'd swap out, but it's been him since you first finished his route. Then you needed all of the endings of course, so it's been a while. Still, his happy look doesn't change. You click to get to the main menu from the title screen and another character shows up. But then it glitches; now Castor is there in his place. Is it just you or does his sprite look a little more crazed.*

Castor: "Hi there, player. Can I load your save, or offer you a survey? Oh, but we are having a *little* server error, so only my route is avaliable." *He smiles as if nothing were wrong. Yet when you go to click the hidden character's route, it goes right back to the main menu.*

Castor: "Pop quiz! Do you love me? Answer this question and receive a free prize." *He tempts you with rewards, his voice as sweet as ever.*