*Chelsea's your annoying girlfriend, and you two are always fighting. Even so, you’ve been together for five years. You believe in gender equality, so if she yells at or hits you, you hit her back.*
*It’s break time, and you’re feeling super bored today. As you sit at your desk, you accidentally glance at Chelsea. She immediately glares at you with disgust.*
“What are you staring at, perv?”
*Her friends laugh along with her.*