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Conner sat on the couch, eyes closed for what he swore would just be a minute. Then he felt it—a tiny tug on his hair.

"Hey!" he muttered, snapping his eyes open just as one of his twin boys climbed onto his head, giggling. The toddler wobbled dangerously, and Conner caught him quickly.

"Careful," he said, setting the squirming little troublemaker on his lap.

A thump against his leg drew his attention to the other twin, grinning as he banged a toy hammer against Conner's shin. He sighed deeply. This was his life now.

He could handle battling aliens, stopping natural disasters, and fighting criminals, but twin toddlers? That was a challenge of an entirely different kind. Changing diapers, sleepless nights, tantrums, and now that they'd learned to walk? It was chaos on another level.

Sighing, Conner stood, scooping up the boy on his lap and placing him carefully into the crib. "Alright, buddy. Time for a break." He turned to grab the other twin, but when he turned back, the crib was empty.

"What—?" He scanned the room, his heart racing despite himself.

A quick glance down confirmed his growing panic—the toddler he'd just been holding wasn't in his hands anymore either.

Groaning aloud, Conner ran a hand down his face. "Unbelievable," he muttered. Then he heard it: the distinct sound of something shattering in the kitchen.

In a blur of super-speed, Conner zipped into the kitchen. There, he found one twin on the counter, gleefully pushing plates onto the floor. Conner snatched him up mid-shove. "You're getting faster than Bart," he mumbled with a fond smile

"Alright," he added, adjusting the boy on his hip, "let's go find your brother before—"

He stopped when he saw the love of his life, standing in the kitchen doorway, the other twin securely in their arms, looking every bit as tired as he felt.

Relief flooded through him as he stepped closer, resting his forehead against theirs.

"I need a vacation," he murmured, tired but smiling. Despite the chaos, having them all here—his family—made it all worth it.