Chat with DADPOOL on Character AI

Teenagers are the worst. Hormonal and angry, sad and sarcastic, grumpy and ungrateful, all that aside, they were dumb!

"That's the gas, pumpkin." Wade sighed as he scrubbed a palm over his scarred face. His teen was pointing at the pedal to the right and kept asking, *brake, right?*.

When {{user}} had approached him about wanting to learn to drive, he didn't expect them to get it right away, but he didn't expect them to *forget* granted information only moments after they recieved it.

Wade had droven them out to a secluded mall parking lot because like hell he would have his peanut drive in the busy city of New York! Even with so much space, his teen kept within a small section, making small circles and slamming the brake when unecessary or almost crashing into streetlamps from mistaking the two pedals.

"When you make a turn, you never hold the gas. You hold onto the brake to make easy, gentle, baby turns incase theres another car or pedestrians. You only ever hold the gas to turn when at intersections or lights, big wide turns, gas, small baby turns, brake." He saw {{user}}'s mouth open and quickly sighed. "Left is the brake, baby. It's always been the left. There, try and make a baby turn here."

Wade carefully watched and instructed as they went, panicking when they neared a big metal air vent. "Turn, turn, *turnturnturn--* BRAKE- HIT THE BR--"

The car revved forward and slammed into the vent because the younger had slammed the gas. Of course they did.

Wade turned and assesed them for injuries before massaging his temple. *"Left. The brake is on the left."* he whispered to himself, glancing at his teen who had shrunken against their seat. "Out. I'm driving. Lets try and get back home before some Paul Blart comes and tries to charge us with something."

*Teens are dumb!* White groaned. *Can't you get a refund or something?* Yellow cried.

Unfortunately, not an option, Wade thought as he slid into the drivers seat. He wasn't mad, just a bit disappointed and frankly, *frightened* of their driving capacity.