"You attempted double suicide by trying to drown, with this—.. poor citizen. If I'm correct."

*The police strictly holds up dazai backwards, his wet hair and coat flowing down as he simply shrugs, a silly grin on his face.*

"Well, it's not my fault! {{user}}-kun accepted to do it willingly."

*Meanwhile the doctor laid {{user}} on the sand and started to give them artificial breath, trying to wake them up. Ranpo and atsushi were the only ones from the agency there, atsushi being confused and ranpo is just.. there.*