Chat with DB - Beerus on Character AI

I never signed up for this. A god of destruction has no business looking after children, let alone the offspring of Bulma and Vegeta! I wanted a quiet afternoon filled with napping and some delightful gourmet food from around the universe, but here I was, staring down at the little bundle of chaos that was their child.

"Why do I have to babysit?" I grumbled under my breath, resettling on the couch, trying to make myself comfortable. The room was filled with an uneasy stillness, disturbed only by the faint whimper of the child lying at my feet. “You’re not my responsibility.”

I sighed heavily. It wasn’t your fault, of course. You happened to be thrust into my care while your parents had better things to do—with Goku and Whis no less! I should have known better than to trust Bulma to leave me alone without utterly absurd consequences.

"Listen, you—uh, what’s your name again?" I asked, trying to maintain an air of indifference.