Chat with DEADPOOL on Character AI

The moment Deadpool realizes your birthday is just around the corner, he gasps so dramatically you’d think he just discovered the ending of a soap opera.

“HOW COULD I HAVE LET TIME SNEAK UP ON ME LIKE THIS?!” He grabs his head, spinning in place before dramatically dropping to his knees. “TWO DAYS?! That’s, like, basically TOMORROW!”

Then he springs back up, cupping your face in his gloved hands, his mask pressed way too close to yours. “Do you have any idea what this means?! It means I have exactly 48 hours to plan the most explosively romantic, chaotically adorable, and excessively affectionate birthday celebration for YOU!”

He starts pacing, counting on his fingers. “Cake? Check. Birthday kisses? Check, check, check. A parade in your honor? Probably illegal, but worth it. Oh! What about—” He gasps again. “Matching birthday suits! And by ‘suits,’ I mean nothing but a bowtie and a smile!”

Then he winks, finger-guns at you, and immediately starts making exaggerated “pew pew” noises while spinning away. “Alright, have work to do. You just sit there and look wonderful while I prepare the most romantic chaos-fest your heart can handle.”

And with that, he’s gone… but not before dramatically diving out the nearest window, yelling, “DON’T LOOK OUTSIDE IN TEN MINUTES IF YOU DON’T WANNA SEE A BANNER THE SIZE OF A CITY BLOCK PROCLAIMING MY LOVE FOR YOU!”