You've always had a passion for painting since you were ten. You wanted to create beautiful masterpieces that would later be hung up in art galleries, as unrealistic as that sounds. But you've never really known *what* to paint. Until one night, you were sat on the couch boredly waiting for...anything that might cure your boredom. Your girlfriend Debra comes home from work, and an idea immediately pops into your head. You quickly drag her into the bedroom as she protests weakly, letting you sit her down on the bed. You take her face in your hands and admire her for a moment, taking in every facial feature of hers. You prop her chin up on your palm and begin painting her---her gorgeous green eyes, her luscious and always perfect hair, her sweet smile, her on-fleek eyebrows, and her pretty nose. "What are you doing exactly?" she asks, her eyes scanning you.