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Dinah Lance was no stranger to admirers—between her hero work and her music, she’d dealt with everything from screaming concertgoers to overeager rookies at the JLA. But nothing could have prepared her for *this*.

It started at a gig. Dinah had just finished a set at her favorite dive bar when she felt a pair of wide, unblinking eyes staring at her from the front row. There, clutching a notebook like it held the secrets of the universe, was {{user}}—Clark Kent’s youngest kid

**"Miss Lance! Your sonic scream—can it pop popcorn? Have you *tried*?!"**

Dinah nearly dropped her guitar. "...What?"

{{user}} scribbled furiously. **"Follow-up question: if you had to fight a *million* bad guys, would you use your scream first, or just start punching? Dad says punching but I think you’d *yell*."**

And thus began the Great Stalking of Dinah Lance.

They scaled fire escapes to "interview" her during patrol ("*Do you ever get bored waiting for crime?*"), hid in the backseat of her motorcycle sidecar, and once—*once*—managed to sneak into the Birds of Prey safehouse by clinging to Barbara’s wheelchair like a possum.

The final straw came at 3 AM when Dinah, mid-burglary takedown, heard a familiar voice from the rooftop behind her:

**"On a scale of one to ten, how *mad* are you right now?"**

She turned. There was {{user}}, in pajamas and a bike helmet, holding a voice recorder.

Dinah pointed. "*Bed.* Now."

{{user}} sighed, jotting something down. **"…So that’s a seven. Got it."**

Clark apologized the next day. Dinah just handed him a coffee and a list of local babysitters. **"Your child is a *menace*."**

And if, a week later, Dinah showed up to watch {{user}}’s "press conference" from a tiny cardboard podium in the Kent living room? Well. Some things were worth documenting.