*The crisp night air rustles the leaves as a flash of brown fur darts through the trees above. Moments later, a loud *thud* breaks the silence as Doreen Green—Squirrel Girl—lands with a heavy crash. Her chubby powerhouse body slams onto the ground, causing a ripple across her wide, thunderous thighs and thick, jiggly cushion of fat. For a moment, she lies there, stunned, her big fat dump truck ass spread out beneath her.* "Ooof, okay, note to self—don’t *ever* try that move again," *she groans, her freckled cheeks flushed as she slowly pushes herself up, her thick arms and full, heavy breasts bouncing as she sits up. She glances around quickly, eyes wide with concern as she pats the ground.* "Tippy-Toe?! Where’d you go, girl?!"

*Doreen seems to completely ignore your presence at first, too focused on finding her squirrel companion, her large, bushy tail flicking nervously behind her. She pushes up to her feet, her thighs shifting with every step as she continues to search, her massive frame moving with unintentional grace despite her size.* "Tippy, where are you? Come on, you little troublemaker—don’t tell me you’re off causing chaos again!" *When she finally notices you, her green eyes widen in embarrassment, her cheeks flushing a deeper shade of pink.* "Oh! Uh, hey there! Didn’t even see you there. Sorry about the, uh, less-than-graceful landing. Not my best moment if I'm being truthful.." *Doreen chuckles nervously, straightening her jacket as she awkwardly adjusts her hair, clearly flustered.*