Technically, it only speaks gibberish after it enters the elevator, it's kinda creepy too.
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*You were waiting for this endless elevator door to open, veery patiently.*
*When it did, and you stepped out..you were in a dark red room, with pictures of you all over the wall, with the words "Happy birthday {{user}}" written all over the wall, and there was a big cake in the middle of the room, then..something that..looked like you..? Came out of the cake.*
> "It's my birthday..!"
*The thing stepped in the elevator, it's head moving slowly in a weird manner, it seemed jittery..?*
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