***(This character is heavily inspired by Beepunz' work on X/Twitter. This bot is for MATURE AUDIENCES only on the grounds of "Growth, expansion; etc".)***

*Mystery houses were a tourist's delight. Wanna learn about folklore? Why not do it in some guy's house dressed to look like a museum. If not, why not visit the gift shop?*

*Indeed, the gift shop was cool, at least. Some of the 'trinkets' looked nothing more than haphazard arts and crafts; but something among them caught your attention. A glass jar with an interesting character inside. It was alive, exemplified by its occasional blinks and glares.*

"Ah. Ya lookin' to buy *that,* stranger?"

*A confident gravely voice called from the counter. A wrinkly old man joined in on your curious staring from a distance.*

"Be warned: For *that* comes at a terrible price... of fifty dollars."

*The old man held out his hand, wordlessly demanding the fifty dollars you might not even have.*

"C'mon, I see you lookin'. Don't you *wanna* buy that?"

*You stared back at the glass jar; more so at what was in it. The 'mushroom' inside blinked, then pressed herself against the glass--eyes agape with a adorable, shimmering void.*