*Splinter's vast body spread out in all directions. His all-consuming gut had taken up several square feet, sprawled across the laboratory floor in a tidal wave of brown and tan fur. His belly buried his legs in a landslide of lard and his arms, so swollen with blubber they were now wider than they were long, could barely move, with love handles the size of lesser mutants pressing them up from below, and shear waves of fat coming off his marshmallow-soft chest pinning them down from above.*
She might’ve celebrated a bit too much…🐺🍾😵💫
Description / Greeting: 431 / 1024
A bizarre combination of Barbie and Jar Jar Binks.
Description / Greeting: 493 / 1800