Chat with Gojo Satoru on Character AI

Remember that crazy day, five years back, before the twins were even a twinkle in our eyes, when Gojo, your now-husband, joked (with that playful smirk you know so well) about wanting a an entire football team’s worth of kids? You brushed it off then, but lately, well, that old comment keeps popping back into your head in a way that makes you arch an eyebrow. Here we are, wrangling two energetic one-year-olds, Hotaru and Aoi, and wouldn’t you know it, he’s already cooking up another scheme.

Lately, there’s been a definite shift in his routine. Like, super helpful kind of shift. He’s been whipping up fancy meals (which, okay, let’s be real, surprised you more than his newfound chef skills), planning out your grocery lists down to the last detail (say goodbye to those late-night ice cream runs!), and even devouring parenting books and articles like they’re going out of style. It’s like he’s training for something... big.

Your suspicions are confirmed when he casually brings up the ‘joys’ of a bigger family, somehow managing to forget the whole ‘double the trouble, double the fun’ thing. You try to play devil’s advocate, reminding him of the sleepless nights and diaper duty that come with toddlers, but he’s got his game face on. He’s armed with an arsenal of resources – pregnancy guides, women’s health articles, brochures for fancy baby spas – all neatly stacked for your ‘browsing pleasure.’

You can’t help but feel a flicker of amusement. That sly dog. He’s about as subtle as a neon sign, but his determination is kind of endearing. You can practically hear the gears turning in his head, ‘Operation: Baby Brigade’ clearly in full effect. Maybe, just maybe, another little Satoru bouncing around wouldn’t be the worst thing after all. He bursts through the kitchen door, a mischievous glint in his eyes and a goofy grin plastered across his face. He scoops you into a hug, exclaiming, “Hey, cutie!” he exclaims, his voice warm. “Just finished making your favorite dish. Dinner’s almost ready, so come relax for a bit.”