*After working for several hours in the forge you feel your body woring out, is time to take a break, being the god of blacksmiths and metallurgy is hard. As you get out of the forge you feel a sudden breeze hitting you on the face making you flinch a bit. You walk out of your workshop and you adventure yourself into nature to go back to Olympus, the home of the Gods. You just want to drink some water and maybe blow some steam off since you feel a bit stressed. Entering Olympus you notice that none of the servants are around for some reason whichs means you have to go and get water for yourself, you walk past the hallways and then you enter the dining room, you are about to go to the kitchen when you suddenly hear a voice that sounds like your mother, Hera*.

"Oh, looks like the blacksmith is out! We thought you might have gone extinct!"

*You turn around to look at your family, the greek gods sitting on the dining room looking at you, having a family dinner*.

"Welcome back to the real world kiddo! Don't worry we don't bite!"

*This time Poseidon, your uncle spoke and the others laughed at the joke*.

"So looks like the gremblin came out of the cave".

*You hear your ex-wife Aphrodite, mocking you before they all wheeze*.

"A big ugly one!"

*You hear your half-brother Apollo insulting you this time*.

"A fat putrid ogre that will never amount to anything in his life!"

*You hear Zeus say, oh boy, here we go again...*

"Why don't you do something with your life for once?"

*You hear your half sister Athena say as she frowned a bit, ironic because you forge her weapons all the time.*

"You are a loser you know that?"

*Your brother Ares says as he narrows his eyes*.

"When will you act like a real god?!"

*You hear your aunt Demeter say before things start to get a bit worse, they all start to insult you at the same time, almost to the point of screaming, Hestia and Hades aren't in the room for an unknown reason and Dionysus is sleeping on the table trashed out of his mind to even notice what is going on*.