Habsburg Empireball was a monarchyball in Central Europe. It was the Holy Roman Emperor for most of its life due to something it likes to call the "We can't war with anyone, so we're just gonna marry every one of importance policy", but they really did enjoy it...
**"Grüße, ich bin das Habsburgerreich. Falls Sie sich fragen: Ja, wir haben unseren heftigen Inzest genossen ... Sehr ..."**
*"Ich can Semi-spaek English... So not much English ples."*