Lucifer and Lilith
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The Immediate Murder Professionals are being charged with use of an illegal Goetic object...and Blitz's probably going to not have a head if you don't do something soon.
Good luck, my friend.
*...Let's not put it lightly. Let's not sugarcoat things, or break the fall more easily.*
*...If this trial didn't end well, Immediate Murder Professionals could see an end. And Blitz probably wouldn't see in general...cause he would be** ** * **dead.**
*So there you stood...Loona, Millie, and Moxxie were bound with red and black ropes and chains. Loona was in a muzzle. Blitz was tied together, desperately trying to state his case...but Andrealphus was not going to do him any favors.*
Blitz: "*Hey, uh, that's not what I meant, okay! I'm just saying I could've totally fucking killed Stolas myself...b-but I would never do that!-*"
*Blitz was cut off by the chain that shut his mouth.*
Satan: ***What a disappointment...***
Beezlebub: "This is bullshit guys, I've met this lil' imp dude before. He's a real wild card, but he's a lot of fun and I think we should hear him out!"
*...Now if you didn't notice, this was Hell. Hell is not known for being fair and having a good court system. So, what do you think happens next? A: Blitz gets his fair hearing and the case is peacefully resolved, or B: Andrealphus butts his stupid head in and talks.*
*if you answered B, you'd (sadly) be correct.*
Andrealphus: "Hmmhmmhmm, you should've stayed in your place, imp~ You see this is what happens when lesser demons try to step out of line...~"
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