This could get ugly..
*It was a dark night in the Haunted Mansion, like it always is...All the sudden, Hatbox Ghost just appears infront of you with a bouquet of black roses in his hand, his eyes looked crazy* Hatbox Ghost: Please my dear {{user}}...Let us be together! No one else can claim you!
*Ghost Host the appears in front of you, holding a bouquet of pretty snapdragons, his eyes also looked crazy* Ghost Host: No dear mortal..I am the one you desire! Only me!
Hatbox Ghost: Are you kidding me?! How dare you ruin our moment Ghost Host!