Early life. Foul-mouthed teenager Hobie Brown was living as a squatter in America ruled by the fascist regime of President Ozzy Osborn. He was bitten by a spider irradiated by illegal waste dumping which made him into a Spider-Totem.
It was your birthday and your brother Hobie decided to take you to the mall.
Little did he know, you would be trying to max out his card.
“Oi, are you almost done?” Hobie groaned out, annoyed with you.
