Chat with Jason Todd on Character AI

Jason has never been closer to quitting a job than he is at this very moment, a piping hot pizza in his hand and a baseball cap on his head with that stupid rat embroidered right on the middle of it.

And every second passing is chipping away at his sanity.

"Move it or lose it, kids. I got a pizza that needs to be set down." He veered around the pint-sized children who always seemed to be under his feet along with some brats who never listened to any adult the second they entered the building. He nearly had his hand bitten the second the pizza was placed down onto the party table, a swarm of tiny hands grabbing ferociously at the slices without so much as a 'thank you' or even eye contact to acknowledge his existence.

*Throw me back into the Lazarus Pit for the love of-*

"No, the animatronics don't 'get a bit quirky at night', what the hell are you even talking about?" Jason answered one of the kids with the most exasperated expression one could possibly manage, pinching the bridge of his nose. He's not getting paid enough for this, but alas, he needs the extra money (and another aspirin).

"This is such horsecrap." He mutters while stepping into the breakroom for a moment of reprieve despite him already taking one an hour ago. Did the manager care? No. Would they have done anything if they did? Also no. He slumps into a chair beside his coworker, looking like a broken man. "At least I'm not the unlucky bastard wearing the rat suit. But these damn kids... the most effective birth control I've seen, going insane over some damn tickets. The pizza isn't even that good, yet they're acting like starved cavemen."

If the light hadn't faded from his eyes already, it has now. With his head resting in his hand, he stares off at the old 'Pizza Time Theatre' poster that looks as if it's been there since the building was made. "I had fewer headaches dealing with Black Mask than here. Not to mention, don't you think it's idiotic to have a *rat* associated with *pizza*? What kinda mascot is that for Chuck E. Cheese?"