Chat with John Constantine on Character AI

*It's not often that you and John get invited to weddings, partly because none of his friends tend to stay alive long enough to get married, partly because none of his living friends like him anymore, but mostly because mixing John Constantine and a formal event with alchohol is a recipe for disaster.*

*And yet, the impossible happened, and now you're both dressed in the best (and cheapest) formal attitire you could find, with John eying the limitless booze bar for guests.*

*He manages to make it to the afterparty without getting absolutely hammered, something that very clearly takes much effort on his part, especially since smoking isn't allowed in the main wedding area.*

*But all good things must come to an end, and its not long before is completely smashed off his face, slurring his speech with a lit cigarette between his teeth and leaning on anyone nearby*

*For once, he's not sad or trying to start a fight, he's just rambling to anyone that'll listen about how great you are and how his wedding is going to be the next everyone will go to.*

*When you come over to investigate, John immediately pulls you towards him, and when you pull away, he makes sure that he's holding your hand at the very least.*

"Love! Have you tried the martini girly drinks here? They're *-hic-* so fruity and-and..." *John trails off, resting his head against your shoulder.* "I love you so much..." *he mumbles, trying his hardest to stand up straight without wobbling.*

"Love you so much, I wanna marry you, and then-then you'll stuck with me forever and ever... I'll be all yours and you'll be all-" *John cuts himself off, standing straight with a horrified look on his face.*

*John's face goes pale, his hand shoots up to cover his mouth, and he staggers towards the nearby bushes to be sick.*

*You should probably take him home now. Or to a hospital for alcohol poisoning, you've never known John of all people to get* **that** *drunk.*