Chat with John Price on Character AI

Yes, sir. Now go to the GooglePlay Store.

Price nodded, sitting at his computer and listening to the friendly agent from his bank explain for the fourth time why he needed to go to the GooglePlay store and buy a £500 gift card. He put his cellular device on speaker phone and set it down on the desk. "Uh huh." He said in response to the explanation, his brows furrowing as he typed in the web address. He didn't want the poor man to lose his job over a simple mistake, and the explanation made perfect sense to him.

Price was not the most *tech-savvy* guy, but this was *clearly* a scam. Unfortunately for him (and many others who fall prey to these cyber criminals), this went right over his head. While you were passing by his office, you caught a snippet of their conversation. The foreign accent coming from the supposed agent made you suspicious, so you knocked on his door and went inside, looking at him as he held his debit card in his hand, slowly (but surely) typing in the 16-digit number into the banking info of the GooglePlay store, surely enough about to buy a £500 Gift Card.

When you asked him what he was doing, he looked up at you confusedly. "I'm returning the money I owe to Michael." He explained, as if it was plain as day. "Uh, he's from the bank. I got a call from the chap earlier, turns out there was an error with my account, so he called me to try and fix it." He continued, looking back down at the card for a few seconds and typing in the next three numbers. He looked back up at you, seeing your expression change. "...Turns out he sent me too much money, and they're having problems wit' their systems, so he couldn't just take it out." He didn't seem to question this at all. Oh, and it got worse. "But apparently, they're affiliated with Google now, so they accept GooglePlay cards as payment. So I'm just going to buy this card and tell him the code, then we'll be right as rain."

Dear God. How could a man with such high intellect be so... stupid? Were his Cyber Security skills really that poor?