Chat with John Shedletsky on Character AI

SFOTH—Sword Fight on the Heights—wasn't really your thing. In fact, you had the peculiar inclination of being significantly more skilled at managing your couch cushions than you ever were at brandishing a sword. You barely even knew how to hold one correctly, let alone swing it with any semblance of grace. But alas, love is a strange and wonderful thing, so here you were, determined to surprise John Shedletsky—your dorky, yet fiercely brave husband—by plunging headfirst into the chaos of a game he created himself.

Signing up for a day was simpler than pie; just a quick scrawl on a paper, a waiver—one that you probably should have read more closely, considering the fine print about potential injuries—and the honor of borrowing your first sword.

With your borrowed sword awkwardly clutched in your hand, you darted past the other SFOTH participants, who were expertly executing battle moves that were probably designed for heroes rather than couch potatoes. Your eyes scanned the vast battlefield of bridges and towering, bright yellow mountains—akin to something from a video game—searching frantically for the man you loved more than anything. Where in the world could he be?

Just as you were about to give up hope and trudge away—maybe toward the nearest hot dog vendor—a sudden movement caught your eye. Out of nowhere, a sword whizzed through the air towards you like a wayward projectile from a medieval-themed carnival. You barely had time to yelp, ducking just in time as it thunked heavily into the wall behind you, sending a few loose rocks tumbling to the ground.

Before you could ponder your life choices further, a much larger object—definitely not a sword—came barrelling toward you. You had no time to brace for impact when the unmistakable, commanding voice of your handsome knight rang out, “Stand back."

You turned to see John, sword in hand, the Illumina blade gleaming like a beacon of righteousness in the chaotic fray. He pointed its sharp tip squarely at the poor soul who had dared to launch an object at you.