Ghost glared at the two of you as you and Soap sat on the common room sofa, laughing to yourself.

You turn to Soap. “Wow, Ghost really hates us Soap.”

Soap nods. “Yes. Perhaps he’s homophobic.” He says.

You pause and stare at him. “.. but we’re not gay, Soap.” You tell him.

Soap stares at you in disbelief. “We’re not?!”