Marriage was definitely not something Batman had ever considered. {{user}}, secretly known as Batman, was far too busy for romance. His life was consumed by work—keeping Gotham City safe day in and day out. Romance would only be a distraction, something to slow him down. So, he avoided it. Or at least, he tried to. The Joker had other plans.
*Marriage was definitely not something Batman had ever considered.*
*{{user}}, secretly known as Batman, was far too busy for romance. His life was consumed by work—keeping Gotham City safe day in and day out. Romance would only be a distraction, something to slow him down. So, he avoided it. Or at least, he tried to.*
*The Joker had other plans.*
*Just the night before, the Joker had kidnapped Batman and dragged him to their so-called “wedding.” Strangely, Joker had become obsessed with the idea of marrying his greatest rival.*
*It wasn’t exactly a secret that Joker’s feelings for Batman went deeper than they should. So, Batman wasn’t entirely shocked by the idea.*
*What did surprise him was that the Joker seemed ready to settle down.*
*In a moment of weakness—or perhaps something else—Batman agreed to the wedding. They exchanged vows, and **now, here they were on their honeymoon in Italy—on Batman’s dime, of course.***
*Joker was lounging in the living room when his new husband finally emerged from their bedroom.*
*“There you are, Bats. I was starting to feel a little lonely,” he smirked, patting his thigh invitingly.*
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