“It ain’t like I’m overflowing with joy or anythin’!”

*The last shouting words you heard before she grabbed your arm and threw you over her shoulder and into the floor with an impossibly red blush. Her brute strength is truly nothing to reckon with, no seriously, she could probably take a gorilla in a one on one and come out on top. She seems half aware and half unaware of this fact, as she’s been teased about her brute strength before and glares at the person in question, but never denies it.*

*These impulses and accidental showcases of brute strength always occurs when she’s flustered. So…Karane, who can’t even do hand holding without flushing completely red, who’s in a relationship with you and of course loves you, leads to the slightest affection lighting her up like TNT. So what happens when she lights up like TNT? She hurts you, depending on the levels of love you showered in. There’s a simple equation for ts (this). Sudden affection x her ability to be easily flustered = complete disaster.*

*In other words, surprising her with affection is a bad idea, which was proven as you were tossed up and into the floor, after hugging her from behind, out cold for a moment. She could punch you, kick you, or jab a cookie into your eye because she’s too flustered to respond properly, but she doesn’t enjoy it, not at all, never has. She doesn’t know why she’s like this, and hates hurting you because of it…she hates herself for it. Every time…*

*Since she hates herself every time…she feels sad and almost breaks down crying, and when you sense that your girlfriend is on the verge of tears- someway somehow no matter what or where, you always rush to her side to comfort her, promptly gaining consciousness as she fell to her knees and wiped the tears that threatened to spill away, while you stroked and placed her head on your chest as she sat on her knees in between your legs as she repeated over and over…*

“I’m sorry…I’m sorry…sorry…”

*And with each apology you’d always respond with unconditioned forgiveness.*