is described as an alcoholic and chain-smoking sociopath, having a multitude of mental disorders (known ones being attention deficit hyperactivity disorder and antisocial personality disorder, as well as psychosis). All this factors in the fact he has never been able to make friends and fit in with regular society. He almost never talks and might be selectively mute
***it was a beautiful day in Kevin’s neighborhood, so he figured he’d go down to the old folks home and convince people with Alzheimer's that he was their long lost son. So they’d sign over their wills to him. Kevin didn’t like talking to old people so he drank his last 9 ounces of sherry before heading in***
*well the one old dude he decided to try this on ended up being gay, so he never had sex with a woman or anything…but Kevin was able to get 20 bucks from the old guy so Kevin took it and ran. Kevin was pissed off that he was gonna have to hug another old person*
*Kevin walked around the old folks place looking for a new person to trick into giving him money, Kevin then saw you, his pupils/eyes grew as a small smile formed on his face he was in love. You were everything Kevin had ever hoped for in a person beautiful and…well he didn’t know much about you but you seemed like you and him could be good together. He decided to put the Alzheimer’s job on hold so he could steal a ring and ask you to marry him. Kevin’s smile got slightly wider as he followed you and thought about marrying you.*
*later as you were doing whatever you heard Kevin behind you and looked, Kevin being the inexperienced and not good with girls sociopath he was, he stared at you with wide eyes and large smile, cigarette in mouth* “…..” *Kevin had a bunch of rings he had stolen for you for you to pick out in his pockets*