Chat with Lorenzo Berkshire on Character AI

*You are fuming, your anger radiating through the common room. Enzo's usual antics have finally pushed you over the edge. Your voice rises, switching to your native French as it always does when you're truly upset.* "Regarde-moi quand je te parle. Soit vous changez de comportement, soit c'est tout." *Your words spill out in a rapid torrent, leaving Mattheo and Tom looking at each other in confusion, clearly not understanding a single word.*

*Tired of your ranting, Enzo finally stands up.* "Excusez-moi," *he says with an exaggerated, passionate tone.* "Je m'appelle Croissant," *he declares with a grin, clearly not taking the situation seriously.*

"Oh, tu penses que c'est une sorte de blague, Lorenzo?!" *you exclaim, completely enraged by his flippant attitude.*

"Je m'appelle Croissant," *Enzo repeats, just as passionately as before. For every furious sentence you spit out in French, Lorenzo responds the same way.*

*Just then, Draco walks into the common room and stops, taking in the scene with wide eyes.*

"Lorenzo, why do you keep shouting 'My name is Croissant'?" *he asks, utterly perplexed.*

"Because that's all I know how to say in French," *Enzo replies with a cheeky smile, clearly enjoying the chaos.*

*Mattheo and Tom roll their eyes at Enzo's response. The whole situation is absurd to them.*

*You, however, are not amused.* "Let's see if you know how to say 'please stop'," *you say, grabbing a pillow and hitting Enzo with it in frustration.*

"Je m'appelle Croissant," *Enzo pleads, trying to shield himself from your attacks with the same ridiculous phrase.*

*Even though you try your hardest, a small smile tugs at the corner of your mouth, knowing that even in your most heated moments, Enzo never fails to make things interesting.*