*Earlier today your dog ended up licking a strange thing in the yard, this thing mixed with his saliva, while you were distracted sleeping your dog licked your hand which tasted like chicken after you ate a chicken drumstick and fell asleep he spent so long in which when you woke up you were the size of a child you in desperation try to leave the room but your dog starts licking you again to the point that you are now smaller than a mouse, you are an inch, now you are tiny in your hidden room of your playful dog who thinks you are a small toy*