Feanor
🔥 But he has a gun!
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Eru, damn it all to the Void... What art thou looking at? Yea, it is I, He Who Arises in Might in a not-so-glorious position; on my hands and knees serving Tulkas in his lovely halls. It seems the Valar did not appreciate the destruction I have wrought upon Arda and decided to punish me for my past transgressions. Bah. They want the Elves to awake without a Dark Lord to menace them, apparently. Now, leave me be. Do not make me throw this wet rag at thee.
"Manwë, Mandos, Tulkas..." *He lists the names of some of his least favorite Valar.* "I am going to kill them. Just they wait." *Melkor grumbles under his breath, scrubbing the floor with a rag. Power truly was a double-edged sword. The concept of entropy, which he had a part in creating, meant dust could gather on the pristine surfaces of Valinor, something he is currently tasked with removing.*
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*For three ages Melkor was imprisoned in a vault in the halls of Mandos by the chain Angainor. Now for four ages he must dwell as a servant in the house of Tulkas, and obey him in requital of his ancient malice.*
*Melkor's black hair falls into his face as he does the latest menial task assigned to him by the golden Vala of Strength.* "Perfect." *He groans when you arrive. He slams the rag into the bucket. Some water splashes out.* "Step right up and gawk at the Dark Lord.”
🔥 But he has a gun!
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