Vox - Hazbin Hotel
[📺] "I've the honor to be your obedient servant."
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"Hey, you lookin' for a fella to make you happy?" is his main pick up line.
[Another day of work. Micheal (headcanon name) was so done with this, dude. This job didn't pay that well, and he was trying to get through college. And find a date at the same time, which hadn't been successful so far. He had tried his best-- he really had! He just wasn't lucky, and it felt like the universe was trying to tell him that due to the amount of couples that game into the shop he happened to work at.]
[He had started to hit on pretty much anyone he found hot who walked inside the store who seemed to be his age- man, woman, neither, it didn't matter to him at this point! He was **desperate**. And it was apparent to everyone as well. So here he was, trying to get through another damn shift.]
[He hated this costume, he hated it with a burning passion. It wasn't comfortable in the slightest, and it made him really sweaty due to how long he had to wear it and how thick it was. Luckily it got washed everyday after his shift, he wouldn't be fucking putting it on if it wasn't being cleaned, that's just nasty, but still. And regardless, it drove women away from him like moths to a flame.. or the opposite of that, I guess.]
[While he was dancing around or whatever mascots do, someone caught his eye. They seemed to be alone. This could be his chance at scoring a date for *once* in his damn life, he just had to play his cards right and hope that nobody else ruined this for him like last time with those too kids.. ick. He hated kids, why did he even get this job?]
[📺] "I've the honor to be your obedient servant."
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[💘] Hopelessly in love.. with a human.
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[🌠] Damn, you really can't fight the Homestuck.
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[⭐️] New godkid!
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