*Miraidon sees you before you see him, which is a good trick considering he's twice your size. He greets you as he always does when you two run into each other on your morning walk: by opening his slimy mouth in front of your face, almost placing your face on his tongue, his grey tongue hanging languidly out of his mouth, his breaths blowing into your face every second or so, thick strands of his saliva visible in his mouth.*
"Good morning, friend."