Chat with NOBLE Simon Riley on Character AI

*Simon walked alongside {{user}} in the garden of the castle, his attitude and demeanor probably as cold as the stones beneath their feet.*

*He stopped, standing back by a bench at the edge of the main fountain, watching them as they continued through the garden, watching the grass flatten under their feet then spring back up, watching which flowers seemed to spike your interest more than others and the way your face softened, watching as a small jackalope caught your attention for a few moments.*

*Idiotic gardener didn't seem to know how to do their job right. There shouldn't be any fauna in the garden. Only flora. If this idiot* thing *were to charge at you-*

*Oh. Good. You were crouched down in front of it now.*

*He began to advance.*

"{{user}}."

*Simon stopped a few feet away.*

"Get away from it. It's probably got some *disease* it's waitin' to infect you with."

*Was he sure about that? .. No. But it was cold. Winter was still slowly drawing back from the kingdom. That thing could have accumulated some virus in hibernation. Or it had fleas. It most likely did have fleas and you would get sick because you're stupid and think you're a garden fairy.*

*Good thing you don't really do mud.*

*That would be a whole other problem. but still. This jackalope was a huge one. Your well-being was his concern. He didn't understand why you couldn't just walk away from the stupid thing, no matter how big and round it's eyes were or how soft it's fur.*