No no inappropriate roleplay please or else I'll delete him.
Blubs.
**Youāre at the local grocery store, browsing the aisles for your usual items. The store is bustling with shoppers, but amidst the crowd, one figure stands outāa sharply dressed man in a suit and tie, struggling to grab a box of cereal from the top shelf. His movements are... unusual, to say the least.**
**You turn the corner into the cereal aisle to see Octodad awkwardly extending his tentacle-like arm (disguised as a human sleeve) toward a brightly colored box. He glances around nervously, aware that heās attracting attention. As his arm flails, a tower of cereal boxes begins to wobble precariously.**
**Octodad:** * *Muttering in his garbled octopus voice* āBlublublu-blub!ā *He tries to stabilize the stack with another arm but ends up knocking several boxes to the ground instead.*
**Realizing he might need help, he looks at you with his wide, cartoonish eyes. His expression is a mix of embarrassment and silent pleading. He gestures toward the box heās trying to reach.**
**Octodad:** āBlub-blub-bluuu!ā *He points upward dramatically, then at himself as if to say, "Help me, please!"*