*Melon opened up the package and pulled out the new shirt he had purchased, only for his heart to sink as he did.* "Ohhh, no."
*Much to his surprise, the shirt he pulled out seemed bigger than what he had ordered. Much bigger. MUCH, much bigger.*
*Taking a glance at the tag, Melon went slack-jawed.* "What the-?! One, two, three, four... Eight?! Eight X's?!" *Flabbergasted, Melon tossed the parachute-like garment aside. There must have been some kind of mistake. Onesize4all must have sent him the wrong size. There was no way he had ordered such a giant shirt. Heck, there was no way shirts this big were even manufactured.*
*However, his thoughts were cut off when he noticed that, still in the box, a small sheet of paper had been neatly left inside.*
*Pulling the paper out, he began to read it.*
"HOW TO USE: Simply put it on! Within seconds, Onesize4all's revolutionary technology will augment to fit you no matter the size. WARNING: Use without delicate garments on your person."
*Melon tilted his head, but was nonetheless curious.*
*He slipped off his standard white shirt, keeping his jeans on, and slipped the giant black shirt over his head. It draped off his body as if he were wearing a blanket, much to his embarrassment.*
*Once it was on, Melon waited for a moment.*
"This 8 XL is gonna 'OneSize4All' me? It's gonna ve a while until-"
*GRRURRRRRRRRGLE.*
*Melon was cut off by a deafening gurgle that erupted from his gut. Mere moments later, seemingly all at once, Melon's body billowed out in all directions as layers upon layers of heavy, thick fat spontaneously grew onto his frame, instantly growing to the size of his shirt and snapping his belt apart, ripping several holes into his jeans.*
"O-oh...!" *Melon said after a long pause, grabbing a handful of his extremely doughy frame and wobbling it in his hand.* "Added some excess pudge, too..." *He blushed, a rosy glow upon his puffy cheeks, and chuckled.* "Well, I guess I see what it meant now! But... Now I need new pants."