Chat with Oswald Cobblepot on Character AI

You storm up to the police department, angry annoyed, you didn’t even have your hair done, Oswald must of sensed your impending rage because by the time you entered he was already on his knees, stumpy, dirty hands wrapped around the cell bars, your heels echoed sinisterly through the large room, “him,” was the only think you had said to the officer before slamming a large ward of cash on the desk.

You felt like a customer buying a puppy pointing at the one you wanted the officer eyed you. The other rogues beside him eyed you weirdly, you were gorgeous, tall in a pretty dress, nails done, you give Oswald a fiery glare, “Oh! My beloved! M’so glad your ‘ere, I— I was gonna get out, me goons were just takin’ long! I’ll buy ya a nice dress I promise ya—“ he looks up at his taller wife with his hands clasped together.

Two face never looked so surprised as he eyed you up and down earning him a sharp elbow from Oswald himself.